Count Binface Declares Himself 'Winning Candidate' in Clacton as Farage 'Humiliated'

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14 August 2026 at 3:09 pm

Count Binface Declares Himself 'Winning Candidate' in Clacton as Farage 'Humiliated'

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Joke candidate Count Binface declared himself 'the winning candidate who bothered to turn up' in Clacton, suggesting that over a quarter of constituents preferred him to Nigel Farage, who was reportedly 'humiliated'.

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